Things that aren't

Okay, I'm in a list mood today. I was trying to amuse myself (something that I have found increasingly easy on days when I have nothing better to do) and start making things up, things that don't exist.

I've listed them below, please feel free to contribute.

Without further ado, things that aren't:

* Spoken statements where "it goes without saying"

* A cat & toast anti-gravity machine

* all ages concerts without annoying teenagers (Note: their is a non-annoying variety of teen as well, but the annoying variety makes their presence more obvious)

* Altruism

* Intelligent Bush-isms

* Iraqi WMDs

* Entertaining Reality Tv on the broadcast networks

* A Joss Whedon show not worth fanatical devotion

* An recent, smart decision by a Fox programming exec (outside renewing Arrested Development)

* An Ivy League national champion in any sport with a major league

* Military intelligence

* Non-cheesy George Lucas dialogue

* A reason why Bush should be in the white House

* wide-spread use of the word blamble

* A video game where the goal is to lose

* A sure thing

* A Japanese luxury car

* Actual lyrics to "Louie, Louie"

* A valid reason to stop Gay marriage

* A truly open-mind (well, unless you have a good bone saw...)

* Serial killers with a heart

* Easy Money

* Money that grows trees

* Impartial news from sources owned by an Australian magnate

* Edible cereal that never gets soggy

* Low-carb french fries

* good-tasting Beer

* Airline seats at the advertised rate

* Thrash metal sonnets

* A reason for this post